Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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