sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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