sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I think I am morally bankrupt
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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