she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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