she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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