i will never coherently bang her
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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