Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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