So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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