Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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