Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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