roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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