it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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