She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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