The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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