Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
This gyro tastes like lonliness
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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