Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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