Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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