Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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