Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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