im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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