My underwear smells like fireworks.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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