Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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