I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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