His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
