She's JV to your varsity
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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