you're like a bully in the Christmas story
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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