my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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