I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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