You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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