I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
This is the high leading the old right now
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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