I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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