Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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