All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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