I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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