Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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