3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
We won't sleep together?
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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