I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I FOUND THE LEGS
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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