But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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