i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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