I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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