I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Randomize
