so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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