Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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