I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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