Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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