Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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