break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
You did what with his pubic hair?
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