She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
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Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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