You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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