I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Green mimosas i think yes
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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